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iSay - time

gone are the times when not many ppl had watches, but almost everyone had abundance of time for others. and now are the times when everyone has abundance of time-tracking devices everywhere - on wrists, in mobiles, at walls, on TVs; basically anything which has a display, displays time - but unfortunately what everyone does not have is the TIME!!!

Aur sunao

a friends sister asked me to write a debate on this stupid topic "aur sunao". and since i've written one now, i think it would be good if i put it here.
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muazzaz judge sahiba! aur sunao! g? mein sunaaoon? chaliyay koshish krti hoon!!

kehtain hain k khwateen kisi bhi mozu per ghantoon bol sakti hain. magar hmaaray aik dost ka khyaal hai k woh baghair kisi mozu k bhi ghantoon bol sakti hain. aur sunao! khwateen ki baat ho rahi hai tou yahaan yeh amar qabl e zikr hai k dou khwaateen aapas mein baat krtay huay "aur sunao" ka shazo nadir he istmaal krti hain. kiun? kiun k unhain apni sunanay say fursat milay tou woh kisi aur ko sunanay ki dawat dain na! aur jab dou shadi shuda mard aapas mein baat kr rehay hoon tou un ki guftgoo "aur sunao" say shuru ho kr "aur sunao" per he khatam ho jati hain. aur woh iss liay, k shadi shuda mardoon ko sirf sunnay ki aadat hoti hai, woh sunana tou taqreeban bhool he jatay hain. lehaza jab dou mard hazraat apas mein baithay hoon tou woh "aur sunao" say aik doosray ki hosla afzai k ilawa kuch nahi kr saktay. aik biwi apnay shohar say baat krtay huay "aur sunao" ka waqtan fawaqtan istmaal zaroor krti hai. magar shohar becharay nai kuch sunanay k liay munh bhi nah khola hota k biwi dobara sunana shuru kr deti hai. tou jnaab hum nai iss per tou behas kr li k khwateen apas mein "aur sunao" ka istmal nahi krtin, aur mard apas mein aur sunao k ilawa aur kuch istmaal krnay k qabil nahi hotay. khwateen mardoon say baat krtay huay saans lenay k liay aur sunao ka istmaal krti hain. magar... mardoon k khwateen say baat krnay ka zikr nahi hua. wajah uss ki yeh hai k hum nai tou aaj tak kisi mard ko khatoon say baat krtay nahi dekha, hamesha khatoon he mard say baat kr rahi hoti hain. aap kabhi dekhain tou hamain bhi zaroor bataiyay ga!!

aur sunao!!

"aur sunao" ka istmaal syaaq o sbaaq k hwaalay say mukhtlif ma'ani rakhta hai. aap kisi shaair say kahin "aur suano" tou woh apna tazah klaam sunana shuru kr de ga. kisi saas say kahain tou woh apni bahu ki shikayatain lay kr baith jae gi, magar kisi bahu say saas ki shikaytain sunnnai k liay "aur sunao" ki qatan koi zaroorat nahi, woh iss k baghair he aapko apnay sub dukhrray suna dey gi. aur yehi "aur sunao" agar aap kisi dil jlay say kahain, tou woh aap ko khari khari suna day ga. tou hamari aik aziz shairah hain, jo dil jali bhi hain aur shadi shudah bhi. un say jab aap "aur sunao" kahain tou woh ehtiatan pooch leti hain "kia sunaoon? gilay shikway, shairi ya phir khari khari?"

aur sunaon??!!

tou janab, aik hakeem sahab nai fashaar e khoon k ilaj ka aik nahayaat he mujarrab aur teer bahadaf nuskha tayar kia hai, magar masla yeh hai k yeh nuskha sirf khwateen aur shair hazraat per he karaamad hai. hakeem sahab ka kehna hai k fishaar e khoon ka sabab khwateen ka chand minute say ziada chup rehna, aur shair hazraat ka kuch dair tak kisi ko apna kalam na sunana hai. ilaaj k liay mariz ko chand ghantay hakeem sahab k saath guzarna hotay hain. nuskha kuch yoon hai k hakeem sahab k pass jab koi fishar e khoon ki mariz khatoon ya mariz shair aatay hain, tou hakeem sahab sab say pehlay apnay kaanoon mein rui thoonstay hain, aur phir mariz k kaan k qareeb ja kr frmaatey hain "aur sunao"!!. bus phir mariz shuru ho jata hai sunana, aur hakeem sahab waqfay waqfay say apna sir hilatay rehtay hain aur mariz ka mushahidah krtay rehtay hain. jab mariz k hont hilna band kr dain tou hakeem sahab kaanoon say rui nikaltay hain, aur bhari bhar kam fees lay kr mareez ko sehat mand honay ki khushkhabri suna detay hain.

aur sunaaoon? g tou suniyay...

hakeem sahab ka jo nuskha tha, uss ki shohrat barrhtay barrhtay "tehreek e insdaad e fishaar e khoon pakistan" k haath lag gia. tehreek choon k pakistan say fishaar e khoon k khaatmay k liay kaam kr rahi thi, tou unhoon nai iss nuskhay k wasee paimaanay per istmaal ka faisla kia. chunachay aik mobile phone service fraham krnay wali company k ishtraak say unhoon nai tv per rozana kai dafa "aur sunao" ka wird shuru kr dia hai, jis say pakistan mein fishaar e khoon say mutassirah khwateen ki sharah mein khaasi kami waqia hui hai.

aur sunaaoon?

tou janab her dawa k kuch manfi asraat (side effects) tou hotay he hain na. aur yeh nuskha chun k zra mukhtlif qism ka tha, iss liay manfi asraat bhi marizoon ki bajae un k ird gird pae janae walay logon per ziada murattab hotay hain. iss dawa say khwateen marizoon ki sehat per to koi manfi asar nahi parra, magar un k saath rehnay walay mard hazraat k kaan kafi mutassir huay hain, lihaza kaanoon mein ddalnay k liay rui ki maang mein bhi kaafi izafa hua hai.

aur sunnaaoon?

kahaan tak suno gey kahaan tak sunaaoon, hazaroon he shikway hain kia kia bataoon.

haal mein maujood iss khamoshi, aap sab ki aankhoon mein timtimaati roshnion aur chehroon per maujood muskurahttoon per jali huroof mein likha "aur sunao" iss stage say baa asaani parrha ja sakta hai, magar waqt khatam hua chaahta hai aur alfaaz bhi, tou mein aap say ijaazat chahoon gi. iss dua k saath k aap k halq e ahbab mein koi na koi aisi hasti hamesha maujood rehay jo aap k dukh dard baanttnay k liay waqtan fawaqtan aap say fermaesh krti rehay k "aur sunao"!!

shukria!!

Something

something happened today
so what? something happens everyday
no, something different happened today
but something different happens everyday
yes right, but what happened today was unusually unusuall
ok, what happened today?
cant tell u!
then why u started this?
because i wanted to share
then share
i cant
then dont
but i want to
u know what, i want to say something as well
what?
go to hell
nobody listens to me :'(
yeah right :@

Position Vacant

A well-reputed and well-established household is looking for a self-motivated, energetic and confident female Java Developer with some good inter-personal communication and management skills.

education:
four-year BS (CS) degree from a well-reputed, HEC recognised university.
foreign qualification will be a plus.
diploma/ short courses in cooking/ makeup will be a plus.

experience:
fresh graduates will be preffered, candidates with maximun of two years experience can also apply however.

the candidate must posess some good java development skills. she should have good management skills.the candidate must have a reliable high-speed internet connection at home, and must possess a pentium4 laptop equipped with 17" TFT wide screen and intel HT processor.

limited transportation/gifts will be offered during probation period of initial three months. a life-time contract will be signed at the end of the probation period, if agreed upon.

job description:
the successful candidate will have to permanently shift with the employer. all the expenses/ transportation and man power required to move will be provided by the employer.the responsibilities will include developing and offering java to her boss atleast twice a day, and managing the household.

Package:
an attractive package including free lodging, clothing, dinning and transportation will be offered depending on the candidate's beauty and qualification.

interested candidates may send their resumes along with two latest photographs of the laptop at: kashif.naseer@gmail.com

the last date to apply is 31st july, 2006. the jury's decision will be final, and cannot be challenged in any court of law. the jury may accept or reject any application without disclosing the reasons.

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you must be wondering what made me write it... well, something funny happened a few days ago: the whole family was sitting in the yard, discussing marriages. my mother suddenly turned to me and said: "if you have someone in your mind, or if you want to choose your life partener, you have six months. bring that girl to me within six months, or never complain to me on whatever i choose for you." i wanted to share this thing with you, but not in the usual manner. and besides, i dont yet have anyone in my mind, and time is running out. so, i thought i should post an add here... who knows!! :D ;)

I will always be there...

My Dear Friend
anytime u need
a shoulder to cry on
a friend to rely on
a hand to hold on
or any help to carry on
just give me a call
a missed call is all i need
write an sms if u can
or just send an email
and if u cant even do that
just call my name from inside ur heart
just think of me
and say that you need a friend
I promiss
I will be there
as soon as i could
I will be there
sooner than anyone else
I will be there
no matter how far i am
no matter how busy i am
I might not be able to solve
but i will definitely share
I might not be able to
shrink your long distances
but i will walk along till the end
and i will stand beside you
even if the whole world abandons you
even if i have to leave the whole world
even if the whole world leaves me
I will stand beside you
My Dear Friend
whenever u count the people you can count on
whenever u count the people you trust
whenever u count your friends
start counting from me
because even if everyone else abandons you
I wont
I will never ever let you face the problems alone
I will never break your trust
I will never dissappoint you
My Dear Friend
if you dont remember me in your good times
if you dont share your happy moments with me
I dont really mind
but
if you dont remember me in your bad times
if you dont share your sad moments with me
then I wont forgive you
but I will still stand beside you
and I would still love to help you
because I love you
becaues I love my friends
because I love myself
My Dear Friend
helping others gives me energy
helping others keeps me alive
helping others is purpose of my life
dont let me starve
dont let me die
help me achieve purpose of my life
remember me in your bad times
and i promiss
I will never dissappoint you
I will always be there to share
I will always be there to care
I will always be there to listen
I will always be there to help
I will always be there...

Marrying a lady doctor...

a medical student asked me to write a few lines in punjabi about marrying a lady doctor, which she wanted to use in her punjabi speech... i was told later that it DID amuse people! (and this comment DID amuse me!!!)

meri man k buch jaao gey
doctrni wiya k phas jao gey
pandday tou tou mar jao gey
ubli sabzi kha kha ak jao gey
bachay khaddanday reh jao gey
raataan jaag jaag rul jao gey

3rd March 2005

Life of an IT Professional...

Every IT professional lives in a world of his own. for some the world is flat, and for others its round. no matter how hard one tries, he just cannot get out of his world... its not long since ive started living in a 14" LCD world. before that, I used to live in a 17" CRT world!!!