Monday, May 22, 2006

Position Vacant

A well-reputed and well-established household is looking for a self-motivated, energetic and confident female Java Developer with some good inter-personal communication and management skills.

education:
four-year BS (CS) degree from a well-reputed, HEC recognised university.
foreign qualification will be a plus.
diploma/ short courses in cooking/ makeup will be a plus.

experience:
fresh graduates will be preffered, candidates with maximun of two years experience can also apply however.

the candidate must posess some good java development skills. she should have good management skills.the candidate must have a reliable high-speed internet connection at home, and must possess a pentium4 laptop equipped with 17" TFT wide screen and intel HT processor.

limited transportation/gifts will be offered during probation period of initial three months. a life-time contract will be signed at the end of the probation period, if agreed upon.

job description:
the successful candidate will have to permanently shift with the employer. all the expenses/ transportation and man power required to move will be provided by the employer.the responsibilities will include developing and offering java to her boss atleast twice a day, and managing the household.

Package:
an attractive package including free lodging, clothing, dinning and transportation will be offered depending on the candidate's beauty and qualification.

interested candidates may send their resumes along with two latest photographs of the laptop at: kashif.naseer@gmail.com

the last date to apply is 31st july, 2006. the jury's decision will be final, and cannot be challenged in any court of law. the jury may accept or reject any application without disclosing the reasons.

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you must be wondering what made me write it... well, something funny happened a few days ago: the whole family was sitting in the yard, discussing marriages. my mother suddenly turned to me and said: "if you have someone in your mind, or if you want to choose your life partener, you have six months. bring that girl to me within six months, or never complain to me on whatever i choose for you." i wanted to share this thing with you, but not in the usual manner. and besides, i dont yet have anyone in my mind, and time is running out. so, i thought i should post an add here... who knows!! :D ;)

5 comments:

Talha Masood said...

LMAO

shit man, everyone is marrying these days...Kia ho gaya hai logoon ko :)

Talha Masood said...

Just wondering, why are you so interested in the pix of the "laptops"?
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you sick #@$%$#% :)

Talha Masood said...

+candidate with 2 year experience can also apply
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God...your ad. has major security flaws, I suggest you leave this quest to your mom.

Talha Masood said...

PS. Joke :)

Anonymous said...

Man... you seriously need to get a freakin life :S.